We could dig forever and never find Hugo. Quincy in hole in ground, resting arm on edge of hole. WIGU: Meet the DiabloTranscriber's Title: A moment of not exactly silence OF ALL THE SUBTERRANEAN, WISH-GRANTING, GLOWY EGGS IN THE WORLD, HUGO GETS THE NERD ONE. Hugo: Yo, I needs to be able to wish for a swimmin' pool shaped like a dollar sign. Glowy egg voice (egg not in frame): I hereby offer you three wishes with one rule. Hugo: Word, that Wigu be spoilder than Easter eggs on Valentine day! My name is Hugo an' I ain't got nuthin'! Pull back to s how Hugo from back facing glowy egg. I am tired of giving things to those who do not need them. Glowy egg: I have given gifts to those who are pure of heart for eons. Hugo: All that stuff you give to Wigu be decrepit! Ain't none of it work right!! I am the one who gave the gifts to your friend, Wigu. Glowy egg (speaking in weird blue James Earl Jones accent): Settle down, Little Naked one. Hugo: (seen from rear, his hands in front, probably to obscure his privates from glowy egg) Yo, what is goin' on here? You better not be a perv, cuz Hugo got a knack for puttin' pervs in ambulances. WIGU: Naked in the dark with nerds and pervsPanel 1. Quincy: Say, Hugo, would you mind not tryin' to push me into the well? Quincy, leaning over well, looks over his shoulder at Hugo, pushing his ass. how do you boys reckon we're gonna get down to the bottom of this old well? Fall, like we did last time? Hugo and Wigu are partially seen behind him. They are pretty sure what to expect since they've been there before. Panel text (cursive): And so the three begin a journey deep into the Earth.
Quincy, Wigu, and Hugo walk to old well in back yard. Wigu: But Dad! It's almost eight! We might not be done at ten! Quincy: Baby, me and the boys are goin' adventurin'. Quincy with coil of rope around shoulder stops to see Romy WIGU: : The beginning of stuff that might be differentPanel 1.
DID YOU EVER SEE THAT MOVIE "HELL"? THIS IS LIKE "HELL" MEETS "BLADE RUNNER"? Blue-haired elf translates.īlue-haired elf: The QuEen Refers tO thiS VagUe PiEcE of PaPEr We fOUnd and aSsumE tO hOld the Key tO our dEStiNY. Queen displays scroll of destiny, with stylized pix of Googel Maverick, Wigu, and Hugo. Wigu: But, evil hillbilly elves, we are just little kids! How can we even help you? Hugo: Yo, if they said you was half-fairy I might be believin' them. LiSten Or SuffER.īlue-haired elf: ThePRoPhecY StateS that tWo half-ElVeS WiLl CoMe froM the sKY in a goldEn Orb tO lead US to viCtoRy against NoRMaLS. Elf queen and blue-haired elf talking to Hugo and Wigu.Įlf Queen (talking in weird font): WeEee AuGh chEee ChAWīlue-haired elf (talking in weird font, pointing finger of command): The ELf QuEen WiShes tO eXplain YoUr PurpoSe. QUINCY'S DEAL WITH THE DEVIL WAS ABOUT SOME SHOES HE WAS TRYING TO TAKE BACK TO WAL MART Quincy: Baby, you know how we talk about doin' it in space? This is like doin' it with space. Panel 6: Closeup on Quincy with malt liquor and pies, grinning.
Romy: Quincy, whenn you eat something for an hour you're supposed to get full and not eat anymore. Quincy: Besides, i don't think it's poison! I been eatin' these mini pecan pies for an hour straight. Quincy: I don't make the same mistake twice. Romy: Did you make a deal with the devil again? Romy comes up behind Quincy, fist clenched Quincy: If I tell anybody how I got it, it gets taken away. Romy: So, Quincy, do you mind telling me where you got a magical, psychic, food-generating refreigerator? Romy standing, looking at Quincy, sitting and chewing, with malt liquor bottle in paper bag. DANG WOULD YOU JOIN A CULT TO GO SEE A UFO? YOU PROBABLY WOULD, YOU SCOUNDREL Hugo: Dogg, the FELLOWSHIP OF ETERNAL BOO-YEAH does not even got any fliers. Hugo pointing at sandwich board, now s hown fully Quincy: Well, what do we do? get an infomercial? Mask it as a multi-level pyramid scheme? Hugo: Well, uh yo, Huog methods all hella involve a supa fresh amount of professionalism. Quincy: Well, Hugo, tell me what you'd do with all your wisdom about startin' up cults. Tinkle, forgive my candor but I do not think nobody never joined a cult 'cuz of two dudes standin' by the road. Now we sit back and watch the cash roll in. Quincy: All right! Phase one is complete.
Sandwich board by highway: SEE THE U.F.O. Hugo has a white fez, white sweathirt, and mauve trousers. Quincy is wearing black tie and mauve trousers and carries a carny cane.